Garfunkel And Oates:The Loophole Lyrics | LyricWiki | FANDOM powered by Wikia
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Big Sean - Dance Ass Lyrics | MetroLyrics
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Jimmy Buffett - Asshole Song Lyrics | MetroLyrics
Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night, individual virtually cut me right off the road. Yes you're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E and don't you try to blame it on me You be all the credit. You were an motherfucker yesterday, you're an anus tonight. I distinct it wasn't gonna do any hot to get mad, so I wrote a song about 'em instead. And I got a feeling, you'll be an dickhead the rest of your life. Either way it worked out superior 'cause you're an unpleasant person tonight.